"4 Blue Ribbons!...Bernadette Gardner’s plotline is witty and enchanting. Her pacing is perfect—never a moment lost...Gardner’s story is fun and took me for a ride. The characters felt genuine and my heart went out to all of them. The sensual scenes within the story warmed me up inside and they were not overly gratuitous...If you are looking for a fun, quick read, U-4EA is for you."--Eileen, Romance Junkies
"...Ms Gardner knows how to keep a story fast paced, full of energy, pulling you in from the beginning. This is a good story that will keep you interested to the very end."--Krista, Coffee Time Romance
"4 1/2 Lips!...A fascinating book...I was spellbound by the wonderful characters, including Fletch’s partner--a non-corporeal being named Ganymede who provides great humor to the story. Fletch and Talia share a passion that is greater than the aphrodisiac could ever cause. The dialog is fresh and fun and there is plenty of action to keep readers on their toes. This is a fun book that is a pleasure to read!"--Tara Renee, Two Lips Reviews
"4 Stars!...A fantastic book...I was wonderfully surprised by Ms. Gardner’s writing style in bringing this story alive and made it a joy for me to read. I simply couldn’t put it down...The plot was fast paced, the characters interesting enough to hold my attention effortlessly, and the dialogue had its humorous moments that really piqued my interest along with the sizzling sex...I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend U-4EA for those who like their hot romance spiced up with a little bit of adventure and a whole lot of fun that will leave you on a high."--Aggie Tsirikas, Just Erotic Romance Reviews
"...With engaging characters, a bit of action, and lots of hot sex, U-4EA blends everything nicely together with a well-thought-out plot. Fletcher Gray knows that Talia will likely hate him for 'taking advantage' of her, but what man can resist a gorgeous woman jumping him? Well, the flesh and the will are both weak in our hero and heroine as their good intentions take a leap into outer space. But something much deeper and heartwarming develops in its place....A lively erotic and, dare I say, euphoric adventure you won't want to miss, pick up your copy of U-4EA today."--Phillipa Ann, RRT Erotic
"5 Angels!...This is one hot story! The premise of U-4EA would be every man’s dream and while Fletcher most definitely enjoys the results of the drugs, he also feels guilty that Talia is in the position she is with him. As they work through piloting the craft and the threat of the Mogarthan, as well as the marathon bouts of sexual activity, they soon realize their feelings are also becoming involved. These two in addition to Ganymede, Fletcher’s ethereal partner, make U-4EA a story you won’t want to miss!"--Trang, Fallen Angel Reviews
...“I really wish I didn’t have to do this.” Fletcher Gray’s lament and long-suffering sigh echoed through the cavernous hold of the Mogarthan pod carrier he and his partner, Ganymede, had just confiscated.
“Lying.” The disembodied reply came from Ganymede over the ship’s communication system.
Fletch shook his head, annoyed at his partner’s insightfulness. Actually, he did want to do it. He just didn’t want to admit it to himself. Wanting to do it made him feel guilty because he knew it was wrong. “No, there’s a deep, chivalrous part of me that really feels uncomfortable with this.”
“Testicles?” This word was accompanied by a strangled sound, the equivalent of Ganymede’s laughter. Fletch rolled his eyes as he continued to stroll down the narrow corridor that ran down the center of the ship’s cargo hold.. On either side of him rose the luminous, tear-drop shaped stasis pods that filled eighty percent of the Xector IV’s bulbous hull. He asked himself again what he’d done to warrant being saddled with a Metrian as a partner. While Ganymede’s intelligence and stealth skills exceeded that of any other known race, his acerbic attitude and often single-word communications became tiresome. Conversation with a Metrian was mostly one-sided and usually pointless.
“Leave my testicles out of this, Gan. None of this would be necessary if you had a decent pair of hands.”
Another snort of laughter. Fletcher Gray argued to himself that he really didn’t have a choice in the matter and therefore he shouldn’t let it bother him. He needed help running the damn ship. He only had two arms and it took four to run a pod carrier of this size. Since Metrians existed just slightly out of phase with the rest of the universe, Ganymede was almost entirely incorporeal and therefore largely useless as anything other than a talking brain.
Hence, it was a vital necessity that Fletch decant one of the twenty-five females held in the ship’s stasis pods and recruit her to help him with navigation and helm controls. That would be after she calmed down enough to sit through a brief lesson in pod carrier piloting and assuming he could still walk, talk, and breathe when she was finished with him.
With his luck, he’d pick a wild cat who’d literally fuck him to death before he could get a word in edgewise.
He could think of worse ways to go, but he had a mission to accomplish, so he wouldn’t really be able to enjoy it. Just another reason why he hated the Mogarthan sex slave trade.
“Let’s make this less personal. How about you pick a number and that’s the pod I’ll open?” Fletch scanned the nearby pods. He didn’t have a preference. Each pod held one body, floating in a carefully maintained mixture of oxygenated, poly-mechanoid, bio-luminescent gooze. The females were all perfectly formed, exotically beautiful, and naked—since the gooze tended to dissolve the polyblend fibers of most clothing over time.
Four entwined tubes attached each pod to the central processing unit that controlled the chemical makeup of the gooze. One tube delivered nutrients. One tube oxygenated the liquid. One tube carried sedative and stasis chemicals, and the final tube carried a constant, hyper-amplified dose of U-4EA, the most powerful aphrodisiac in the galaxy. A little of the semi-legal compound went a long way toward heightening any sexual experience and the legitimate producers of the stuff made quadrillions of credits selling it to recreational resorts all over known space. The Mogarthan slave trade used tubs of it to turn illegally captured females into sex-starved maniacs.
“Thinking.”
“Come on, pick a number and let’s get this over with. Then turn off the com. I don’t want you listening in and getting your jollies vicariously when you’re supposed to be searching the ship’s database for its destination coordinates.”
“Seventeen.”
“The coordinates?”
“Pod.”
“Oh…” Fletch stopped before pod seventeen and contemplated the dark-haired beauty floating inside. He had to admit, Ganymede had chosen well...